New flash fiction
Here’s another installment from Cops, Crooks & Other Stories in 100 Words. Don’t forget that my other e-book, Mysteries and Murder, is available from Ether Books for convenient reading on your phone.
Never an Empty Seat at Maggie’s
“We don’t want to eat anywhere that’s empty,” said Jamie. “Let’s find a restaurant with lots of locals.”
“Here,” said Ty, parking their car. “This place is full.”
As they approached the hostess, they wondered if they’d have to wait.
“Just follow me,” she said.
As Jamie and Ty walked through the restaurant, they noticed that some of the customers were less than animated.
“Here’s a nice spot,” said the hostess. She dragged the two corpses that were seated at the table into a corner.
“No one comes into an empty restaurant,” she said. “So we keep the tables filled.”
Hilarious! So smart! I love it! Thanks for making me laugh!
Hilarious! So smart too! Thanks for making me laugh!
Haha, this made me laugh.
I wonder if they stayed.