Nostalgia City Mysteries

Mark S. Bacon

Category Archives: short stories

Winter-like weather continues to plague the upper Midwest and other portions of the country, but it’s technically spring and even Minneapolis will have good weather soon.  Thus, here’s a (non-crime) story from Cops, Crooks & Other Stories that introduces spring in Minnesota.

Visiting an Old Friend in Minneapolis

Duncan looked for a place to park his new Lexus SUV.  Snow covered everything.  He drove to what looked like the front of the cabin.

“Walter, good to see you.”

“Come on in.  Make yourself at home.”

“Damn it’s cold. Why in hell do you live in Minnesota?  When I left Houston it was 75 degrees.”

“It’s just early March and starting to warm up.  It’ll be beautiful.  The ice on the lake is already getting thin.”

“Where is this beautiful lake you told me about?”

“Right out there.”  Walter pointed out the front window.

Duncan stared.  “Where’s my car?”

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Batter up

The baseball season is upon us.  With only a few at-bats, some hitters’ averages are distorted.  Night games in some parts of the country require fans to bring wool sweaters and order coffee or hot chocolate instead of beer.  Expectations are high, predictions plentiful.  Here’s a bit of (100-word) flash fiction that celebrates the national pastime and something else that’s supposed to bloom in spring.

Love and Baseball

The game at Dodger Stadium had just begun. Guy was adjusting his Dodgers cap and checking out the park when he spotted the attractive redhead sitting several rows away. She saw him, too.

“Barry,” he said to his friend next to him, “see that woman back there?”

“Yeah. Hey, she’s cute.”

“That’s Susie Naylor.”

The Susie Naylor, your long-lost love? The woman you said you’d give anything to find again?”

“Uh huh. I’m going to talk to her.”

Minutes later, Guy plopped back down in his seat. “It’d never work.”

“Was she married?”

“No, she’s a San Francisco Giants fan.”

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Pigeon Lady

Gladys and her friend watched an elderly woman spread bread crumbs around her on a park bench. As hundreds of pigeons descended, dozens of onlookers jostled for a better view.

“I’ve seen her before,” said Gladys. “These birds are filthy, but everyone wants to see. C’mon squeeze in.”

Soon two policewomen moved through the crowd and collared the woman feeding the birds. Three other cops grabbed two men in the crowd.

“Yes, I am missing my wallet,” Gladys later told the policeman who questioned bystanders. “But what happened to the poor pigeon lady?”

Said the cop: “You’re the pigeon, lady.”